Are you having troubles in your life? Maybe you forgot to plug in your iron before you used it, or your mom asked you a deep existential question about potatoes. Perhaps you need direction in life, or you’re confused about something your dog said. Maybe you just want to know what movie you should watch tonight.
Whatever your questions are, I’m sure they’re important. Of course, you want to turn to someone who’s knowledgeable, helpful, fun, and somewhat sane. At any given time, I’m almost two of those four. So, go ahead. Ask me a question. I’ll answer it; who knows, maybe this’ll be just the advice you needed.